cut off one split end, two more grow back
This is the age of miracles, doctor. There’s nothing more horrifying.
In the latest “life is weird” news, John Green and wife, Art Assignment host Sarah Urist Green, coolly saunter down the red carpet. Until John falls flat on his face. See the link to enjoy!
it’s a pretty great clip.
|BFF:||Grandmother I need to talk to you|
|Grandma:||[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?|
|BFF:||No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.|
|BFF:||I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.|
|Grandma:||[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.|